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As told by a Saigon masseuse

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Viet men have small penises. They are about 4 or 5 inches. Some are so small I cant even hold on to even when they are fully erected. Of course when they ask I have to smile and say it s good. This is especially true with short fat men. Tall skinny men are another story. In general their dicks are long, nicely shaped and some have disproportionately huge girth. That shows you body size has no correlation with dick size.

White men are big. They are around 6,7 inches. I like white men. They are so polite. Some even ask me for permission to kiss me on the cheeks. And they tip well. Unlike black men from West African. They are cheap. I keep getting scammed by them. They promised $50 if I massage their “baby” but when I do, they give me just $10. That is why with foreigners, I only do it when asked.  Some ask. Some do. Viet men, on the other hand, always ask. 

I see 7 8 clients a day. I work 28 days a month.  That is over 2500 dicks and asses I see per year. So trust what I tell you. I see so many dicks I dream of them. Giant dicks and balls of all colors and shapes chasing after me, asking for their sperms back! Really! I get so scared when I have such dreams.

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Written by bluekite2000

September 21, 2008 at 10:30 am

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Mass mentality

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One classic example of this is trafffic light stop.  Almost no one watches the light. The few who do, they only do it haphazardly. It is almost like there is an hourglass inside their brains and if it is full, that means the light is green. At that exact instance, 2 or 3 horns will blow and everyone is gone. Of course there are always false starts, whether it is because the hourglass is not yet full or someone just decides to run the red light. Once they go, everyone goes.

One time a couple of months ago, to test this theory, I honked when the light was still red. Guess what? 2 or 3 guys started going. Then everyone followed. I laughed so hard.

Nowadays I run the redlight and have all sort of traffic violations (running on the pavement, getting into car lane, getting into the opposing lane,  getting into a one way street) . Why havent I gotten caught?

Because every one else does it!

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September 6, 2008 at 10:05 am

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What the hell (part 4)

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I see these super skinny houses all the time but this one definitely takes the cake.

The complete article is here

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September 4, 2008 at 3:47 am

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